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svyry svyry iksy ny bUhf KVkfieaf.
drvfjLf KoilHaf qF dyiKaf sfhmxy iek bhuq hI bxdf Pbdf joVf KVHf sI. pihlF
mrd boilaf:
gurdyv: “hYlo jI! myrf nFa gurdyv hY qy ieh dyvI hY.”
dyvI: “hYlo jI! asIN quhfnUM ies gwl df swdf dyx afey aF ik qusIN sfzy nfl
af ky jfnI jI dy pYr cuMmo.”
mYN: “muafP krnf? myry kuC pwly neI ipaf? ieh jfnI jI kOx aF qy mYN ikAuN
jf ky Auhdy pYr cuMmF?”
gurdyv: “jy qusIN jfnI dy pYr cuMmogy qF Auh quhfnUM imlIan zflr dyvygf;
qy jy qusIN Auhdy pYr nf cuMmy qF Auh quhfzf mlIaf myt kr dAU.”
mYN: “kI ikhf? kI ieh koeI iksy gYNg vloN zrfAux DmkfAux df nvF cwkr af?”
gurdyv: “jfnI iek arbF pqI prAupkfrI hY. jfnI ny hI ieh sLihr vsfieaf hY.
jfnI ies sLihr df mflk hY. Auh jo vI cfhy kr skdf hY. Auh quhfnUM imlIan
zflr dyxf cfhuMdf, pr Auh AunF icr nhIN dy skdf ijMnf icr qusIN jf ky
Auhdy pYr neIN cuMmdy.”
mYN: “mYnUM qF ies gwl `c koeI quk neIN lgdI. mYN Blf ikAuN[[[[”
dyvI: “E BfeI qUM kOx huMnf eyN jfnI jI dy qohPy `qy ikMqU krn vflf? qYnUM
imlIan zflr neIN cfhIdy? kI iehdy leI qUM mfVy ijhy pYr neIN cuMm skdf?”
mYN: “awCf, clo, jy ieh koeI gYr-kfnUMnI gwl neIN qF, pr[[[.”
gurdyv: “cwl Pyr sfzy nfl af ky jfnI dy pYr cuMm.”
mYN: “kI qusIN aksr jfnI dy pYr cuMmdy rihMdy E?”
dyvI: “hF hF, hmysLf[[[.”
mYN: “Auhny quhfnUM imlIan zflr dy idwqy?”
gurdyv: “nhIN! drasl gwl ieh af peI quhfnUM AunF icr pYsy neIN imldy ijMnF
icr qusIN sLihr Cwz ky nhIN jFdy.”
mYN: “qF Pyr qusIN hux sLihr Cwz ikAuN neIN idMdy?”
dyvI: “qusIN AunF icr nhIN jf skdy ijMnF icr jfnI jI quhfnUM jfx leI nf
kihx. AuhnF dI afigaf ibnF jfx nfl quhfnUM pYsy nhIN imldy qy nfly Auh
quhfzf mlIaf myt kr idMdy hn.”
mYN: “qusIN iksy nUM jfxdy E ijhny jfnI dy pYr cuMmy hox qy Pyr sLihr Cwzx
`qy AuhnUM imlIan zflr iml gey hox?”
gurdyv: “myrI mF bhuq sfl jfnI dy pYr cuMmdI rhI. Auh ipCly sfl hI sLihr
Cwz ky geI hY, mYnUM pwkf XkIn hY ik AuhnUM jLrUr pYsy imly hoxgy.”
mYN: “kI qusIN AudoN dI Auhdy nfl gwl nhIN kIqI?”
gurdyv: “iblkul nhIN, jfnI ies dI iejfjLq nhIN idMdf.”
mYN: “qF Pyr quhfnUM ies gwl df ikdF XkIn af ik Auh swcIN pYsy dy dyvygf,
jy qusIN kdy iksy nfl gwl eI neIN kIqI ijhnUM pYsy imly hox?”
gurdyv: “drasl, Auh pYr cuMmx bdly quhfnUM QoVHy ijhy pYsy qF dy eI idMdf
hY. ho skdf AuhdI imhrbfnI nfl quhfzI qnKfh ivc vfDf ho jfvy, ho skdf hY
quhfzI inwkI ijhI lftrI inkl afvy, jF sLfied quhfnUM quiraF jFidaF nUM
vIhF zflrF df not lwB pvy.”
mYN: “ies gwl df jfnI nfl kI sbMD af?”
dyvI: “jfnI dI vwzy vwzy bMidaF nfl vfkPI hY.”
mYN: “muafP krnf, pr mYnUM qF ieh koeI ajIb ijhI hyrf PyrI dI skIm lgdI
af.”
dyvI: “pr dyK lY imlIan zflrF dI gwl hY, kI qUM swc muwc guafAux df irsk
lY skdf eyN? nfl ieh vI cyqy rwKIN peI jy qUM jfnI jI dy pYr nf cuMmy qF
AuhnF qyrf mlIaf myt kr dyxf.”
mYN: “jy mYN jfnI nUM dyK skF, imlL skF, Auhdy nfl gwlF kr skF, sfrI gwl
df iswDf Auhdy koloN pqf lY skF[[[.”
gurdyv: “Kbrdfr, jfnI nUM koeI nhIN dyK skdf, nf hI jfnI nfl koeI gwl kr
skdf hY.”
mYN: “Pyr qusIN Auhdy pYr ikwdF cuMmdy E?”
dyvI: “keI vfrI asIN AudF hI hvf ivc cuMmx suwt idMdy hF aqy AuhnF dy pYrF
df iDafn Dfr lYNdy hF. qy keI vfrI asIN gurjMt dy pYr cuMm lYNdy hF qy Auh
awgy jfnI nUM dws idMdf hY.”
mYN: “ieh gurjMt kOx aF?”
gurdyv: “Auh sfzf dosq hY. Auhny hI sfnUM jfnI dy pYr cuMmx bfry sfrI
iswiKaf idwqI hY. asIN bs kdy kdy AuhdI tihl syvf kr idMdy hF.”
mYN: “qy qusIN gurjMt dIaF sfrIaF gwlF swc mMn leIaF peI jfnI nF df koeI
hY qy Auh cfhuMdf af ik qusIN Auhdy pYr cuMmo qy bdly `c Auh quhfnUM ienfm
dyvygf?”
gurdyv: “nhIN nhIN! gurjMt kol iek icwTI hY ijhVI AuhnUM jfnI ny bhuq dyr
pihlF idwqI sI. Aus ivc sB kuJ iliKaf hoieaf hY. afh myry kol iek kfpI
hYgI af afp eI pVH lY.”
gurjMt dy zYsk qoN
1[ jfnI dy pYr cuMmo qy jdoN qusIN sLihr Cwz ky jfvogy Auh quhfnUM imlIan
zflr dyvygf.
2[ sLrfb smJ nfl pIvo.
3[ ijhVy lok quhfzy vrgy nhIN AunHF df mlIaf myt kr dyvo.
4[ Kfxf shI Kfvo.
5[ ieh gwlF jfnI ny Kud ilKvfeIaF hn.
6[ cMd hry mwKx df bixaf hoieaf hY.
7[ jfnI jo kuC vI kihMdf hY Auh swc hY.
8[ bfQrUm jfx bfad afpxy hwQ jLrUr Dovo.
9[ sLrfb dI vrqoN iblkul nf kro.
10[ mIt dI vrqoN nf kro, nf hI Kfxy `c koeI msfly vgYrf vrqo.
11[ sLrDf nfl jfnI dy pYr cuMmo nhIN qF Auh quhfzf mlIaf myt kr dyvygf.
mYN: “ieh qF gurjMt dy lYtrhYWz `qy iliKaf lwgdf af.”
dyvI : “hF jI, jfnI jI kol koeI kfgjL vgYrf nhIN sn.”
mYN: “mYnUM qF sLwk ijhI af. eydF lgdf peI ijwdF ieh sB kuJ gurjMt ny afp
hI hwQ nfl iliKaf hovy.”
gurdyv: “shI gwl hY, pr ieh swB kuJ ilKvfieaf jfnI horF ny hI sI.”
mYN: “pr huxy qusIN kihMdy sI peI jfnI nUM qF koeI dyK jF imlL hI nhIN
skdf?”
dyvI: “hux nhIN imlL skdf. pr pihlF jfnI jI iksy iksy bMdy nfl gwl kr
lYNdy sn.”
mYN: “awCf, nfly qF qusIN kihMny aF peI Auh bhuq vwzf prAupkfrI af qy nfly
kihMny aF peI ijhVf Auhdy pYr nf cuMmy Auhdf mlIaf myt kr idMdf af. ikwdF
df prAupkfrI af Auho?”
dyvI: “jfnI jI iehI cfhuMdy hn, aqy jfnI jI hmysLf shI huMdy hn.”
mYN: “ieh qusIN ikwdF kih skdy aF?”
dyvI: “AuhdI sUcI `coN nMbr 7 sfnUM dwsdf hY peI ‘jfnI jI jo vI kihMdy hn
Auh shI hY’. sfzy leI qF ieh sbUq kfPI hY!”
mYN: “ho skdf af peI quhfzy dosq gurjMt ny ieh sB kuJ aYNvyN GV ilaf
hovy.”
gurdyv: “nhIN, ieh nhIN ho skdf! nMbr 5 `c iliKaf hY ik ‘jfnI ny ieh gwlF
Kud ilKvfeIaF hn.’ nMbr 2 kihMdf hY ik ‘sLrfb smJ nfl pIvo’. nMbr 4 kihMdf
hY ik ‘Kfxf shI Kfvo’ aqy nMbr 8 kihMdf hY ik ‘bfQrUm jfx bfad afpxy hwQ
jLrUr Dovo’. hux ienHF gwlF bfry sfiraF nUM pqf hY peI ieh TIk hn. jd ieh
TIk af qy Pyr bfkI dIaF vI TIk hI hoxgIaF, ik nhIN?”
mYN: “pr nMbr 9 kihMdf af ik ‘sLrfb iblkul nf vrqo’ qy 2 kihMdf af peI
‘sLrfb smJ nfl pIvo’. nMbr 6 anusfr ‘cMd hry mwKx df bixaf hoieaf hY’, ieh
qF sLryafm glq gwl af.”
gurdyv: “dyKo BfeI, gwl smJx dI kosLsL kro, nMbr 2 qy 9 ivcfly iksy iksm
df koeI mqByd nhIN, nMbr 9 nMbr 2 ivclI gwl nUM hor sfP krdf hY. ijwQy qwk
nMbr 6 df sbMD hY, qUM afp kdy cMd `qy nhIN igaf, ies leI qYnUM kI pqf cMd
ikwdF df hY.”
mYN: “ivigafnIaF ny ieh gwl kfPI pwky qOr `qy sfbq kr idwqI af ik cMd vI
DrqI vFg pwQr df bixaf hoieaf [[[.”
dyvI: “pr ivigafnIaF nUM ies gwl df nhIN pqf ik pwQr DrqI qoN afey hn jF
bfhroN iKlfa ivwcoN, ies krky ieh hry mwKx df bixaF vI ho skdf hY.”
mYN: “mYN ies gwl bfry pUrf mfhr qF nhIN pr myrf iKafl af ik ieh iQAUrI
peI DrqI ny cMd iksy qrHF ‘kfbU’ kr ilaf sI hux kMzm ho cuwkI af. nfly,
isrP ies leI ik pqf nhIN pwQr afieaf ikwQoN af, ies nfl Auh mwKx nhIN bx
jFdf.”
gurdyv: “hf hf! hux qUM afp hI ieh gwl mMn leI hY ik ivigafnI vI glqIaF
krdy hn, pr sfnUM pqf hY ik jfnI hmysLf shI huMdf hY.”
mYN: “swcIN?”
dyvI: “hF hF iblkul afpF nUM pqf hY ikAuNik sUcI ivwcoN nMbr 7 ieh gwl sfP
kihMdI hY.”
mYN: “qusIN kih rhy E ik jfnI hmysLf shI huMdf af ikAuNik sUcI ieh kih rhI
af, qy sUcI ies krky shI af ikAuNik jfnI ny ilKvfeI af, qy sfnUM ies gwl
df ies krky pqf af ik sUcI eydF kihMdI af. ieh qF bVf gol ijhf qrk lgdf
af. ieh qF eydF lgdf peI afpF iswDf kih rhy aF ik ‘jfnI shI hY ikAuNik Auh
kihMdf hY ik Auh shI hY’.”
gurdyv: “hF hux qYnUM gwl dI smJ lwgx lwgI hY! vfh, ieh gwl ikMnI qswlI
vflI hY ik koeI sfzy sfhmxy jfnI dI soc apxf irhf hY, vfh.”
mYN: “pr [[[ clo Cwzo. ieh mIt nf Kfx vflf kI mslf af?”
dyvI: dyvI Gbrf jFdI hY.
gurdyv: “isrP sbjLI hI KfxI hY ibnF lsx jF adrk dy. jfnI ny iehI qrIkf
dwisaf hY. bfkI sB kuJ glq hY.”
mYN: “pr jy sbjLI nf hovy jF msfilaF ibnF Kfx nUM jIa nf kry?”
gurdyv: “bs mIt nhIN Kfxf. gAU-mfs qF iblkul hI nhIN.”
mYN: “sbjLI `c koeI vI msflf vI nhIN?”
dyvI: pUrI qrHF duKI qy hYrfn hoeI guwsy ivc KVHI hY.
gurdyv: hux AuWcI afvfjL ivc bolx lwgf hY. “dyKo jI eydF dIaF gMdIaF gwlF
krn dI koeI loV nhIN! jd kih idwqf peI mIt nhIN Kfxf qy iksy iksm dy msfly
vI nhIN vrqxy!”
mYN: “iehdf mqlb af peI msfly lf ky BuMinaf hoieaf murgf jF pRIq nfl
bxfieaf hYmbrgr nhIN KfDf jf skdf?”
dyvI: afpxy kMnF ivc AuNglF dy ky kMn bMd krdI hY. “mYN ieh bkvfs nhIN sux
skdI. lf lf lf lf lf lf lf [[[.”
gurdyv: “ikMnf gMdf eyN qUM. koeI bhuq hI GtIaf igiraf hoieaf hYvfn hI
eydF dIaF cIjLF Kfvygf [[[.”
mYN: “BfeI sfihb mIt bhuq vDIaf sLYa huMdI af. mYN qF hmysLf KFdf aF.”
dyvI: sux ky byhosL ho jFdI hY.
gurdyv: Auh dyvI nUM sMBfldf hY. “hUMa, jy mYnUM pqf huMdf peI qUM nfsiqkF
`coN hYN qF mYN kdy vI qyry nfl gwl nf krdf. qYnUM pqf lwgU jdoN jfnI ny
qyrf mlIaf myt kIqf. asIN nfly afpxy pYsy igxFgy qy nfly qyrI hflq `qy
hwsFgy. qUM mIt Kfx vflf bhuq hI GtIaf nfsiqk bMdf eyN.”
ieh kihMidaF gurdyv ny dyvI nUM shfrf dy ky kfr `c ibTfieaf. Auh PurqI nfl
kfr dOVf ky lY gey.
Translation/adaptation of 'Kissing Hanks Ass' by James Huber.
(www.jhuger.com) |
